Where will it be?

Chorus

In the China Sea 

With Pakistanis,

Where will the next conflict be?

We've done Iraq,

Now Afghanistan.

Just because of the 

Sin of man,

Will China now attack Taiwan?

Where will the conflict be?

Where will it be?

Our leaders sit alone

At night or on their throne;

Wondering who they can attack today!

"Oh, will it be a town?

Something bigger to blow down,

We will send the poor soldiers on their way!"

Chorus

They wake up every night

Wondering who to fight;

The Taliban or Al Qaeda guys!

Do we shoot them from behind?

I wonder if they'd mind...

Oh boy, they're in for a huge surprise!

Chorus

With our soldiers on front line,

We're thinking things are fine!

Then they shot Osama in the head!

Everyone in the West

Thinks that this is best,

But some Muslims now want us dead

© Carolyn Davison 2012

altd. - original version in Ding Dong Merrily Eating Pies (ISBN: 978-0-9561573-3-1)