Ode to messenger services

This is a work in progress...

Sitting on the 'puter

Wondering what to do

When a guy comes online

And says

"Hi, how are you?

You look just stunning

In your photo you look great

Wanna start chatting

And be my bestest mate?"

Now chatting to a woman 

Is different to a guy

All they wanna talk is sex

One has to wonder why

Can't they chat about the weather?

Can't they chat about the zoo?

Can't they chat about anything else?

Nothing else seems to do!